Jeremy’s Sleeviette — Alright fools, picture the scene. You’re out at your favourite brunch bar slamming down some poached eggs. It’s delicious but messy. You’ve got egg all over your face. But that’s OK, you can just use a napkin to wipe your face clean. Oh, only that this brunch bar is too hip and too cool to stock napkins due to their commitment to No ‘N’ November wherein they aren’t allowed to have anything starting with ‘N’ in their premises. Oh sure, but that’s fine. Just reach for the tissues you keep in your pocket for such an occasion only that today you wore your special slim fit jeans that accentuate not only your hips but your vibrant personality. I’m talking so tight that you have to take them off every twenty minutes less your legs atrophy. They are so tight that there’s no way you can even fit one tissue in there. What are you to do? You’re sitting there with no napkins, no tissues, and egg all over your face. And what’s more you have a job interview in 10 minutes so you have to look your best. It seems like what you need is a SLEEVIETTE. This easy to use product works well with most shirts. You simply slip it onto your sleeve and wear it as a fashion accessory. To use it simply bring it up to the problem area and wipe away. There ribbed structure will capture any loose food particles leaving you to look your best. To clean, simply remove and place it in the wash. The SLEEVIETTE. Guaranteed to improve your dining experience and life.